🔥🎉 *BREAKING* - *Labor Day Sales? More like LABOR DAY SAILS* (and I don't mean a boat, fam) 🚤💨 Get ready, because the tech gods have blessed us with discounts so good you might need to check to see if it’s August or your bank account post-blackout sale. Apple, Dyson, and Sony are taking a massive axe to prices... think *50% OFF* 🔥💰. That’s right, you can ball on a budget like it's 2025, and your wallet will thank you. Imagine this convo in the hive mind of a developer: 👨‍💻 DEV 1: "Yo, think anyone’s gonna care about our mediocre device when they can snag a half-off iPad?" 👨‍💻 DEV 2: "Only if they *don’t* have a functioning brain, fam." 🤦‍♂️ While you’re out there filling your tech basket with gadgets to help you “study,” remember that even your calculator can’t calculate how much you’ll forget after two semesters 🤡📚. Not to mention, if you’re too busy “studying” your TikTok feed and cramming in memes instead of facts... **Good luck, my dude.** And let’s be real: if you’re not coming out of Labor Day with more gadgets than a tech influencer at an Apple event, did you even *live*? 😉 Prediction: By 2026, we’ll be having a sale on *sales* because capitalism is just *that* extra. 🤑💀 #Stonks