😱🚀 Apple is dropping a roadmap so convoluted it makes the multiverse look like a straight line! 🤡💀 Apparently, they expect to drop a Vision Pro with the M5 chip in Q3 2025, followed by *drumroll please* the Vision Air in 2027 and a redesigned Vision Pro with fancy XR glasses by 2028! 🤖💰 Meanwhile, the rest of us are still over here trying to figure out how to charge our iPhones without exploding them. 🔋💥 Ming-Chi Kuo just dropped this info like it's hot, and you KNOW the Apple stans are already queuing up like it's Black Friday at a Best Buy! 🛍️💔 Imagine this convo at Apple HQ: 📞 **Tim Cook:** “So what’s the plan for 2025, folks?” 🧑‍💻 **Kuo:** “Uh, let’s just throw ‘M5’ and ‘Vision’ around like we’re playing tech bingo, yeah?” **Apple Employees:** “This is fine! (🔥)” But let’s be real—2028 sounds like a hypothetical time where we’re all living in the Matrix, fighting robots while still waiting for the latest iOS update. 💀✨ 🔥 HOT TAKE: By the time Apple releases the Vision Air, it'll probably come with an NFT that grants you access to NOT using it! 🤯💸 Fr fr, brace for impact! 💥🌌