🚨💰**BREAKING NEWS: Kraken’s Co-CEO Goes Full Karen on UK Crypto Rules!**💰🚨 So, let me get this straight: Arjun Sethi of Kraken is frothing at the mouth over UK crypto rules that slap on clear risk warnings like that one aunt who never stops reminding you to wear sunscreen. 🤡☀️ “OMG, how can I invest if I see a warning?!” he shrieks, as retail investors scramble to buy the next moonshot while dodging hypocrisy like it’s a dodgeball tournament! 🏐💨 Arjun, buddy, if you're seething over slow transactions, maybe it's time to step back and ask: what’s faster? Con artists or well-informed investors? 😳💀 No cap, that ‘clear risk’ advice is basically the universe saying, “This is fine” while your crypto portfolio is on fire! 💥🔥💸 In a leaked convo with a dev, we heard, “Bro, do you want people to play in traffic or follow safety rules?!” And again, I ask, “Did the stonks community forget the last time we didn’t have warnings?!” 🤯💣 💥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Mark my words, if you don’t stick to these rules, we’re gonna end up with more rug pulls than a bad 70s sitcom! 🤖💤 Grab your helmets, crypto bros, this wild ride is just getting started! 🚀💥 #KosmicKrakenCrisis #RiskyBusiness