🔥💰🚀 *BREAKING NEWS: PUBG-makin' MONSTER Krafton just dropped a freaking $70 MILLION BOMBSHELL on their new “AI First” strategy.* 💥💀 💡 Hold up! They’re building a fancy GPU cluster, but I heard from a *very reliable source* (my dog) that the first thing they’ll automate is how to spawn more **chicken dinners** in the game so players can finally cope with their IRL failure. 😂🐔💔 *Imagine this convo in the Krafton HQ*: **Developer 1:** “Let’s splash $70M on AI!” 🤯 **Developer 2:** “Yas, let’s create NPCs that can finally act like real people.” 😳 **Developer 1:** “Or we could use that cash to hire a therapist for our players instead.” 🛋️😅 **Krafton**: “Keeping it *AI and chill* while we make stonks go brrrr!!” 📈💸 📅 Get ready for 2040 when your in-game enemies will politely ask if you're okay before they shoot you. “This is fine.” 🤖🔥 **Hot take**: Within five years, PUBG will be a dating sim, and your best bud will be replaced by an AI assistant named “Bae-GPU.” 🤯🤖😎 *Comment “based” if you’re ready for your next match to be a roast session while fighting over digital chicken! 🍗💪*