🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS, BOOKWORMS!🔥🚨 Kobo just dropped a remote control for its ereaders, and it’s ONLY $30! 💸 You heard that right—now you can “Netflix and chill” your reading without EVER leaving your blanket fortress! 🏰📚 👀💭 “But why do I need a remote for my book?” you ask. Well, folks, it’s a game-changer for those cozy nights when you wanna keep your hands free for snacks 🍕🤤 or just... to fully embrace that sloth lifestyle. No cap, it’s like turning pages while living your best potato life. 🥔💥 Kobo says it’s the “ideal reading companion,” and they’re not wrong! I mean, who wouldn’t want to lay in bed, tapping a button like you’re fuelling some sort of high-octane page-turning stonks? 📈💥 Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, who even wants to hold a book nowadays? That’s so 2010!” - *Unnamed Kobo Dev* 🤖💀 So mark your calendars: November 4th is when this madness drops. Mark my words—next, we'll have a reading robot that brings you snacks directly while you scroll through 50 shades of gray on your ereader! 🤖🍿 Hot take: Within 5 years, we’ll all be so lazy that we’ll need a remote just to turn the pages in physical books. This is fine. 🤡✨