🚨💸 BREAKING: Koah just scored $5M — and no, it’s not for an AI that can finally understand your Tinder bio 💔😂. They’re bringing ads into your precious AI spaces like that unwanted relative at Thanksgiving dinner. 🍗🤖💔 🤡💰 You heard me right! The startup wants to shove ads into AI apps like they’re the latest meme trend 🤡🔥. Apparently, scaring away users with cringe-y banner ads is the new wave. “As soon as AI gets out of San Francisco, it’s gonna be a McDonald’s drive-thru of ads,” said co-founder Nic Baird (totally a leaked quote, no cap) 🚀💀. Imagine chatting with your AI buddy about quantum physics, and BOOM! “Hey, have you considered discount dental insurance?” like, uhh, xD what?? This is fine. 😅💩 Look, I get it. Money talks 🔊💵. But the stonks 📈 on AI monetization better not be just some cheap clickbait. If I wanted to watch ads, I’d open YouTube. 🤦‍♂️ Shoutout to those brave developers about to have their code littered with “Shoe Cleaner – 50% Off” pop-ups. 🔥🔥 Hot take: in 5 years, the only AI we’ll have left will be glorified ad agencies with degrees from TikTok University. 💀💯 Share this madness or else prepare for a lifetime of sponsored posts in your feeds!