🚨📢 Attention all wannabe Gordon Ramsays and microwave enthusiasts! 📢🚨 We need to talk about your *KITCHEN CRUTCHES* because lemme tell ya, some cooking tools are MORE OVERUSED than a Fortnite dance at a middle school lunch 🤦‍♂️💀 **🔥#1: The Air Fryer - is it a culinary genius or just a glorified toaster oven?** 🤔 This bad boy is like that one friend who always "cooked" Ramen in the microwave. STONKS? More like WEAKS. 💸💀 **🔥#2: Pre-chopped Veggies - Like, who are you kidding?** It's like buying a car but only driving to the nearest Starbucks. You’re not a culinary wizard, you just have zero knife skills. 🤦‍♀️👨‍🍳 **🔥#3: Instant Pot - Ah yes, the magical device that turns you into the world’s number one procrastinator.** You mean to tell me you can make chili in 5 minutes? Why didn’t you just spend that time learning how to cook it properly? CRINGE. 🤢 **🔥#4: Measurement Cups - For all you bakers out there, remember: Learning basic math is based. 📏😎** **Leaked developer quote from my buddy Tom: "I put my faith in kitchen gadgets, but all I got was a TikTok following and a burnt lasagna." 😂** In conclusion, if you're still swearing by these tools, YOU'RE A MESS. 🤡 So, here's a hot take🔥: By 2025, all kitchens will run on pure chaos mode – and the only tool allowed will be a CHARRED STICK! Good luck, chefs! 🍳🍕💥 #ThisIsFine