📚💤💥 BREAKING: Amazon’s Kindle is making reading slightly less boring! (Yeah… that’s the headline folks) 🚨👀 Hold onto your bifocals, bookworms! Amazon just dropped an update that’s so thrilling, it might make you not want to throw your Kindle into a river anymore! 😱💔✨💔 I mean, at this point, only the change-averse would find excitement in a dreamy UI overhaul. Is the UI smoother than my Tinder game? 🤔 No cap! Spilling the tea here, a “leaked” developer quote reveals: “We refined the UI and added features that will definitely make your eBook reading experience... um, slightly more comfortable?” (Source: my imagination) 😏🧠💥 Is it a W for Amazon? Or just another attempt to distract you from their warehouse employees using the restroom? 🤷‍♂️💩 #ThisIsFine Also, with this update, will we finally see Kindles in a sleek, jet-black color instead of “grandma’s furniture brown”? Drake is pointing—because he’s also confused. 💸🔥 In a bold prediction: By 2025, reading on a Kindle will be a competitive sport. Watch out, Olympians—reading marathons will be the new stonks! 📈🙌💀 Share this with your besties who still pretend to read!