🚨 BREAKING MEME NEWS 🚨: Amazon's Kindle just dropped an AI feature that’s like that friend who reminds you of the plot 5 seconds after you forget it. You know that moment when you pick up your book after a week and all you remember is that someone probably died? 🤡💀💔 Say hello to the new “Story So Far” 🤯 — it’s basically a tiny brain in your Kindle that feeds you the essential deets like you’re just a little goldfish trying to swim through chapters. 🐠📚 No cap, why did it take them this long? We’ve been READING on these devices since dinosaurs roamed the Earth! 📖🦖 Imaginary Amazon Developer Chat: *Dev 1*: "So, like, can we just put a digital sticky note in here?" *Dev 2*: "Nah, bro, let’s just let AI figure it out. Innovation!" 🚀💰 This feature is purely *based* for anyone juggling life and literature like a circus act. 🤹‍♂️ But for real, if “Story So Far” can’t give me the gossip I missed, I might as well be reading a laundry list. 🧐💡 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, Kindles will just read the books to you while you scroll TikTok. Buckle up, readers—future library vibes coming in HOT! 🔥🔥 #Stonks 🔥📚