🚨 BREAKING NEWS! 🚨 Kid-proof phone drops harder than a TikTok dance challenge! 💃📱 Introducing the HMD Fuse: the phone that’s basically Fort Knox for your kid’s eyes! No cap, this thing blocks nudes like it’s guarding an Empire State Building full of “forbidden” selfies! 🔒💀 Imagine lil Timmy trying to snap a pic of the family cat 🐱, but the AI swoops in like a bouncer at a club and says, “Nah, fam! Only wholesome vibes allowed!” 😂💯 Rumor has it, the developers were having a heated debate: 👨‍💻 "What if we made it also block bad TikTok dances?" 👩‍💻 "Chill, we just need to protect them from 'adult' content!" 👨‍💻 "But, like, if it blocks *this* 🤡, we need to add a ‘this is fine’ mode too!" Fr fr, kids won't even know what a n00dz looks like — and you know that’s **based** parenting! 🙌 But haters gonna hate, and it’s only a matter of time before kids code it to bypass it anyway! So here’s my UNHINGED prediction: 💣 By 2025, kids will hack the HMD Fuse and create a secret society where they trade “vintage” memes from the pre-Fuse era. 🚀💶 Let's goooo! 🌟 Share this chaos with your friends before AI takes over and bans all memes!!