🚨💉 BREAKING: Ketryx Just Got a Fat Stash of $39 MILLION to Make Medical Devices Safer! 💰🚀 Okay, fam, gather 'round! Ketryx is about to level up the game for medical device makers AND your grandma's favorite life-saving gadgets. They just bagged $39 MILLION (no cap) to sprinkle some AI magic on those products! 🤖✨ Imagine this: medical device developers in a boardroom, looking like a bunch of Drakes pointing at their stale spreadsheets like, "Nah, we want that sweet, sweet funding!" 😤👈💸 But now they can speed things up, shipping safer products faster than you can say “please don’t explode in my hand.” And who’s behind this cash grab? Transformation Capital, riding in like the cavalry in a “this is fine” meme while everyone else is just seething in a sea of outdated tech. 😅🔥 📅 "Honestly, we just want to make compliance as easy as taking a selfie," one Ketryx dev supposedly said while scrolling TikTok for inspiration. “AI is our new best friend, and we’re gonna make stonks, bruh!” 💯📈 🔥 HOT TAKE: Forget about robotic arms and mini-drones. The *real* future is AI that tells you how NOT to die from your medical devices. 2024 is gonna be a wavy year, fam. Buckle up! 🚀💀