🚨 STOP RIGHT THERE 🚨! You thought Keeper was just a boring password manager? 🤡 Think again! It's like the Sonic the Hedgehog of password lockers—if Sonic were trapped in a dystopian corporate nightmare and was charging you a month’s rent for the privilege! 💸💀 🔥 Imagine if your grandma played Fortnite but had to pay a subscription to keep her V-Bucks safe. THAT'S Keeper Unlimited for ya! 🤯 "Oh, but it's enterprise-level!" they say, while I’m just over here like "Bro, I'm trying to keep my Netflix password safer than a state secret!" 🤖📅 Leaked developer quote: "We called it Keeper because our users are keeping their wallets closed. 💔💰" And let's be real, if I need to pay extra for security, can I at least request a bodyguard?👮‍♂️ No cap, that is the ONLY way I'm trusting a password management tool to keep my life intact. Stonks? More like stonks that fell flat on a banana peel 🥴🍌! So here’s the tea ☕: in 2025, the ‘enterprise-level’ security trend will be so cringe that we'll be using password managers to keep our passwords safe from… our password managers! Just imagine 🤯—an infinite loop of “who’s protecting who.” Mark my words, Keeper’s next big move? A reality show where they lock CEOs in a room with their own passwords for a week! 🚀😤 #ItIsFine #PasswordPocalypse