🚨💥 HOLD UP, FAM! We just cracked open the *real* story of AI and OMG it’s juicier than a TikTok dance! 🍕💃💰 Let’s spill the tea, shall we? ☕✨ 🌌 Meet Karen Hao, our tech oracle 🦸‍♀️💻, dropping knowledge bombs in her new gem *Empire of AI* 💎. She’s low-key calling out the AGI hype train 🚂💨—that ride where billion-dollar AI fantasy land meets “we’re totally not just here for the money” vibes. Cue the cringe! 🤡💀 “Honestly, we’re just throwing cash at GPUs like it’s confetti 🎉💸,” said some imaginary OpenAI dev, probably 🧑‍💻. Meanwhile, AGI evangelists act like they’re the modern-day prophets of silicon, ready to save humanity (or just give us more GPT-69 memes 🤖✨). And here’s the kicker: the line between *saving the world* 🌍 and *profiting off our clicks* 🤑 is blurrier than a cat pic at 3 AM. The stonks 📈 are about to hit that “this is fine” dog moment, fam! 🔥💥 Prediction: In 2024, AI will be so advanced, it’ll literally teach us how to fry an egg and heal our emotional trauma🚀🥚💔. Mark my words, this is chaos EN ROUTE!!! 😱💥