🚨 BREAKING: I disabled the latest iOS 26 feature & I’m NOT sorry about it! 😱📱💥 So, I upgraded my iPhone, and BOOM! Apple's latest genius idea: AI news summaries. 🤖 Sounds cool, right? But nah, fam, that’s just a trap 🙈💀. Major cringe vibes! Picture this: you wake up, and Siri's like “Good morning! Here’s a bunch of biased news summaries that make your brain go 🧠💥.” Like, I don’t need my phone feeding me half-baked “news” while I’m still in my PJs, you feel? 😅 Instead of enlightening me, I’m just left seething in my breakfast oatmeal. 😤🍚 #notideal In a leaked convo I *totally didn't make up*, one Apple dev said: "We just threw AI in there for funsies—who even reads articles anymore? Just let the robots do the thinking!" 😂🚀 That’s literally the most galaxy brain take I’ve ever heard. So here’s the tea, save yourself from AI's feeble attempts at journalism. Turn that feature OFF, or you might end up like that meme lady yelling, *"This is fine!"* 🔥🔥 But, hear me out: what if in iOS 27, instead of news summaries, they just give us thoughts from each app like, "You should feel guilty for scrolling at 3 AM!" 👀💰 💣 *Hot Take:* Soon, we’ll all be paying for a *premium* “no robot news” subscription because Apple’s just vibing with our wallets. #Stonks 💸📈