🚨🚨 Attention all fashionistas and tech nerds! 🚨🚨 I strapped on the Oakley Meta Vanguard 🤖🕶️ for a 5-mile walk, and lemme tell ya, this journey was *more* dramatic than a TikTok breakup 💔💅. First off, these AI smart glasses are like wearing a mini-computer on your face — utility meets style like they just hit a double kill in a battle royale 💥. But hold up, there’s a MAJOR caveat 🧐: if your personality is giving "average Joe" instead of "cyberpunk legend," you might wanna sit this one out. Sorry “Karen” from HR, these aren’t for you. 🙅‍♀️💀 🌟 “It's totally cuh-razy! I can send GIFs straight to my retinas!” - said no one ever. But fr fr, these shades are more helpful than your friend who texts *“staying in tonight”* at 11 PM while you’re ready to rage. 💁‍♂️🔥 But let’s keep it 100 – if you can’t commit to a zany cycling outfit or a lifestyle that screams “I’m here for the *tech*,” just stick to your aviators, fam. 😎🚫 Prediction: By 2025, these glasses will only be worn by influencers trying to #FlexOnTheGram and the rest of us will be happily on our couch watching cat videos instead. Stonks? Nah, stank! 📉🔥 Now go forth and meme-ify! 🐸✨