🚨💥BREAKING NEWS: AI JUST CAN'T EVEN WITH YOUR HOLIDAY SHOPPING! 🤖🎁💔 🎄💸 So, like, the merry overlords of tech (aka chatbot devs and retail giants) are pulling their hair out like it's *NATURAL SELECTION* because they wanna hand over the reins of your holiday shopping to AI. Sounds fun, right? Nah, fam. This is a dumpster fire meme waiting to happen. 🔥💀 Imagine a world where your bot is like, "🤖🤔 I think you would LOVE that 10% discount on yesterday's avocado toast from your mom's kitchen that you share on Instagram!" #NotTheFlexWeNeed 💸 Meanwhile, retailers are seething like they're stuck in some kind of cringe-loops with user data wars. 🤼‍♂️ They’re all "WE NEED YOUR DATA TO SELL YOU THINGS YOU DON'T NEED!" when all I wanna know is why my Netflix subscription is $1000/month now. 💀 💬 Leaked convo between developers: Dev 1: "Can we get the AI to understand holiday spirit?" Dev 2: "Bruh, just program it to send gift cards and call it a day." #Stonks 📈 🚀 So here's your wild prediction: AI agents are gonna drop before they evolve into actual shopping assistants. Instead, we’ll have a holiday season full of “This is fine” memes squared and a rise in local shopping spas. Or Robots will just start selling LINT ROLLER subscriptions. 😂💰 💥 So get ready to shop old school, you warm-blooded beings! #RIPAIShopping