🚨💥 ALERT! Tech Siege of the Century!!! 💥🚨 🐦👀 So *The Verge’s* resident gadget guru, Jen “Too-Smart-For-Her-Own-Good” Tuohy, decided to play house with Amazon and Google’s latest smart tech. But plot twist, she didn’t even test them! 🤡💤 Just a glorified schmooze-fest in NYC. What a vibe! 🙄🤳 ⚡️🔊 “Hey, Alexa, should I trust these new gadgets while they listen to my every convo?!” ➡️ This is fine. 😂🔥 But fr fr, if these devices were people, imagine their awkward small talk: “So, how’s the weather?” & “Did you remember to update last week’s firmware?” 💀 🛡️💰 Ok, but real talk: Google’s like “Chill, we got your security!” while Amazon’s over here like “STONKS!” with their aggressive Alexa ads. Bro, just put the delivery drones down. We don’t need 5-star cuisine flying into our windows! 🍕🛸 👩‍💻💬 Jen's AMA sounds 🔥, but I’d rather arm wrestle a toddler while playing Minecraft. "Hey Jen, do these devices come with a side of regret?” 🙃 👀 Hot Take: Get ready for a 2024 where your smart fridge becomes your therapist and starts giving you diet advice between storing expired pizza! 🍕🔮 Brace yourselves… it's gonna be a wild ride! 🚀💥 #SmartHomeMadness #TechChaos