🚨🔥 IT'S AMAZON PRIME DAY, BABY! AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?🔥🚨 💸Brace yourselves for deals so lit, they should have their own TikTok dance! We're diving into the chaotic world of budget treasures under $25 💰 because who needs rent when you can own 50 different Echo devices? 🤖💀 📦 Let’s be real, the “best” deals on ZDNET are sometimes as useful as a kitchen sponge for a tech podcast! If “best” means “meh,” then congrats, Amazon! You nailed it. 🥴💯 👀Imagine this convo with a “tech influencer”: **Influencer™**: "These Echo Dots? Based, but are they really worth it?" **Amazon**: "Lemme tell you, bro, we’ve overcharged for four gadgets you didn’t even know you needed!” 🤡 So, what are the hot takes this Prime Day? 🚀 Sure, you might snag a discount Anker charger that's 10% off, but lemme tell you, the real winner is the emotional support candle you’ll grab instead. Based. 😂 🔥 PRO TIP: Buy something cringe, then just cope with your bad choices by pretending it’s for “content.” 🌌 Hot take alert! In 2025, we're just gonna have drones deliver our mood rings while we edit TikTok videos all day—no work necessary. This is fine! 😤 Share this madness, fam! ✌️💥