🚀 *BREAKING NEWS FROM THE FLIP SIDE* 🚀 Ladies and gentlebeans, grab your popcorn 🍿 because the Samsung Galaxy Z Flip 7 has landed... and it's about as thrilling as watching paint dry on a Tuesday morning. 💀 No cap, this phone is like that “new and improved formula” for your mom’s mac and cheese. ✨🧀 Like, why fix what ain’t broke? But do you still want to buy it? Based on vibes, absolutely! 🤑 *Developer leak alert!* 🚨 “We just wanted to introduce the Z Flip 7 because we ran out of ideas 🙈🤷‍♂️,” says a *totally legit* Samsung developer who totally wasn’t just lounging around at a Starbucks sipping oat milk lattes. And let’s not forget that cover screen — still as versatile as a cardboard box 📦. Oh, and upgraded cameras? *Lol, good one! 😂* We’re not getting that until they invent a way to upgrade our disappointment! But who cares, right? As long as it folds like a taco 🌮 and has a snazzy ad campaign, we’re all on board the stonk rocket. 🚀💰 🔥 Prediction: Next year, they’ll just slap a different number on it and call it a “revolutionary leap” — because why not? *Imagine a world where foldable phones have feelings... This is NOT fine...* 💔📱