🎉🔥 GET READY, LINUX LEGENDS: Linux Mint is about to drop TWO more versions before the end of the world as we know it (aka 2025) 🚀💣! That's right, the team that's always like, "Hold my open-source beer," has decided that just one brand-spanking-new version of Linux Mint (looking at you, Zara 👀) isn't enough to satisfy our insatiable thirst for perfection! 💻🍵 Developer quote leak: “We figured if Windows 11 can keep throwing updates like a drunk uncle at a family BBQ, we can do two releases. Also, we love throwing out names like it's a naming competition no one signed up for. #Stonks” So buckle up, fam, ‘cause these versions are gonna have more new features than your favorite influencer has filters! 😎🎨💅 If you thought installing Mint was like breathing—easy peasy—wait until you hear about the impending feature overload 🙃💥. I mean, fr-fr, it’s basically the tech version of a surprise party, but it's just Clem and some penguins 🐧 throwing confetti. 🔥🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT:** By 2025, we’ll all be running Mint on our smart fridges, while our toaster votes in the next election. #ThisIsFine 🚀🍞💰