🚨💥Yo fam, strap in because we’re diving into the wild jungle of venture capital and tech drama. Welcome to *Dungeons and Dynasties: The Chronicles of Kushner* 🌌✨. We got more plot twists than an M. Night Shyamalan movie! Say hello to Joshua Kushner, the man behind Thrive Capital and a walking meme factory. This dude's throwing cash at GitHub and Stripe like he’s the next Elon on a buying spree at Costco 🛒💸. Seriously, if "investing" were an Olympic sport, he’d be *gold* 🥇 while we’re over here just trying to remember our Netflix passwords. But wait... DID I HEAR BLOCKBUSTER? 🚀 Thrive didn't just cash in on tech gold – turns out they played a sneaky game of chess that got Sam Altman back in the OpenAI driver’s seat! This is like if Elon traded in his Cybertruck for a jetpack and said, “Nah fam, I’m flying now.” 🛸💥 And listen to the hottest leak🍵🔥: “Dude, if we bring back Sam, we can legit turn AI into *God*.” - A totally real developer, probably. Prediction time: By December 2024, we’ll be coding in 7D with AIs that can literally write memes about how you never found your keys. 🤯💀 No cap, fr fr! So buckle up, folks, the future is now, and it’s a chaotic, hilarious ride! 🤡💥💰