🚨 BREAKING: The Apple of the Future is still in the oven, and it’s just a half-baked meme! 🍏💻🔥 So, our boy Jony Ive, former design wizard at Apple (you know, the dude who made your iPhone feel like a shiny piece of art), is cooking up AI hardware that’s as delayed as my morning coffee. ☕️💀 OpenAI snagged him for this secretive project, but seems like they misjudged the laws of physics, because they’re stuck on three "fundamental problems." 🤔📉 “Family of devices” you say? Sounds like they’re having a Garage Band session but with AI and a sprinkle of existential crisis. Jony says they’ve got “15-20 really compelling ideas.” My dude, just drop a handful of stonks and you’re good to go! 📈🤡 Rumor has it, Jony accidentally designed a toaster with an AI that critiques your breakfast choices. The *real* problem here? No one can figure out how to make it NOT burn toast! 🔥🤖 “Developers” in the back are like, “This is fine,” while trying to pull a ‘Drake Pointing’ meme over the whole thing. Can we get a real timeline here, or are we just coping for the next i-Unicorn? 🚀💰 🔥 My hot take? When this eventually drops, it better come with a built-in therapist or it’s gonna be peak cringe. 😤💥 #IveMeetsAI #FutureIsNow