🛑🚨🚀 BREAKING NEWS: WIRED is about to unleash an event straight outta the uncanny valley 🥴🔮 on September 9! 😱👾 Grab your tinfoil hats because this ain’t your ordinary tech chat—you might just catch some spicy secrets from the heart of Silicon Valley's cringe-fest! 💀🤑 Join the OG crew: Katie “Give me a break” Drummond, Michael “I code in my sleep” Calore, and Lauren “Sorry, not sorry” Goode, as they tackle the societal influence of tech 💻. You know what they say, “Silicon Valley runs on memes and shame,” and these three are bringing some of that fire! 🔥💰 🎟️ Get your tickets fast, fam, before they turn into NFTs or something else equally cursed! 😂🖼️ You’ll be vibing with experts on those topics you knew you should avoid at parties (a.k.a. Palantir & vibe coding—y’all ever heard of “this is fine”?! 🔥🐶). 🚀 *Leaked developer quote*: “We’re just here to talk tech with a side of existential dread. NO CAP! We might even spill the tea on Sam Altman at the bar! 🥴🫖” But here's the hottest take 🔥: what if the real uncanny valley is just the gap between your average developer and a tech bro with a yacht? 🤔💸 Spread the chaos, fam! Share this or you’re just vibing in the wrong galaxy! 🌌✨ #UncannyValley #WIRED #TechIsWeird