🔥🚨 *BREAKING NEWS* 🚨🔥 Look, fam, we just hit peak cringe level 9000! Jimmy Kimmel's coming in hot, about to roast Donald Trump harder than your uncle roasts you at Thanksgiving after you mention you’re a vegan. 🦃🥦💀 So, apparently, Trump sent Jeffrey Epstein a birthday letter 🥳📜—yes, THAT Jeffrey Epstein, your conspiracy theorist's favorite party planner. The letter's got more drama than my last relationship! Jimmy Kimmel didn’t hold back, saying something like, “Forget gifts; Trump gives lifelong regrets!” 🤡💔 In a leaked convo I totally didn’t make up, a dev from Kimmel’s team was like, “We gotta crank the heat up. This is the kind of content that makes people forget that Twitter exists!” 😂🔥 Meanwhile, the stonks for cringe comedy just went to the moon 🚀, no cap! Lemme get this straight: a birthday letter to Epstein? Now that's either *based* or *copium*—take your pick, fam. 😬🤷‍♂️ **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** Next up, Trump releases a limited edition line of birthday cards featuring *actual* convicted felons. Watch out, Hallmark—looks like we found your competition! 💰👀 Share this with your friends and get ready for the roast of the century! ✨🤖✌️ #KimmelVsTrump #WeAreAllEpsteinNow