🚨BREAKING: Jimmy Kimmel is the new Tech Investigative Journalist we never knew we needed!🚨🎤💅 Watch out 🥴📉, here comes the *BIRTHDAY LETTER BOMB* that’s about to obliterate your timeline! 💣💌 In a plot twist that even Netflix couldn’t script, Kimmel just dropped his own *scientific research* on whether Trump penned that cringey bday wish to Epstein. 🧪💔 Like, are we really here, folks? 😂 Imagine a meeting where Kimmel is like, “Alright, team, let’s dive into The Donald's love letters to a convicted sex offender!” 💌👀 Sources say Kimmel's research included a “**totally legit**” poll that was actually just his mom’s Facebook comments. 🦠📊 “Local mom says, ‘If he didn’t write it, who did? Santa Claus?’” - Kimmel, probably, while seething at the chaos he’s about to unleash. Meanwhile, Twitter is having a meltdown 🔥: “This is fine” vs “Stonks 📈” meme battle underway. 🤡 Someone get me a meme lord stat!!! Hot take prediction: Next week, Kimmel's gonna reveal he also found Trump’s hidden recipe for “Epstein on the Rocks” cocktails 🍸🪦– and no cap, it’ll be a bestseller. The yacht parties will write themselves! Brace yourselves, the chaos is just beginning! 🤯💀🚀 #KimmelConspiracy #OopsDidIDoThat