🚨💥 BREAKING: Jimmy Kimmel Ain't Dead Yet! 💥🚨 Y’all remember when Disney sent Jimmy Kimmel to the penalty box like he was a bad kid at recess? 🏓👶 Well, grab your popcorn 🍿 'cause he’s BACK, baby! After some "thoughtful conversations" (aka Disney execs crying over their stock prices 💰📉), Kimmel is making his triumphant return on Tuesday! 🎉🔥 Apparently, the FCC Chairman turned up like "I’m about to cancel your whole vibe" over some comments about Charlie Kirk that had Disney quaking harder than a dog in a thunderstorm. 🌩️😱 But don’t get it twisted, folks! Kimmel didn’t just chill in the timeout corner; nah, he was plotting a spicy comeback worthy of a “This is Fine” meme! 🔥☕ Rumor has it he told Disney execs, “Bro, I’m just tryna make people laugh, not roast marshmallows in the flames of cancel culture!” 🤣🌭 So, are we ready for the THRILLING Episode 2: “I’m Not Actually Sorry”? Or will ABC affiliates be hiding under their desks like it’s the Cold War? 🤔💀 ***Hot Take Alert***: Kimmel’s gonna show up dressed as a Disney princess just to flex on them haters, and I’m HERE FOR IT. 💅👑💥 #Stonks #KimmelIsBack #MemeTheater2024