"Jimmy Kimmel back from the censorship abyss like ๐ธ 'Y'all thought I was done? ๐' #CensorshipWho?" ๐๐
๐จ๐ฅ BREAKING: Jimmy Kimmel Ain't Dead Yet! ๐ฅ๐จ Yโall remember when Disney sent Jimmy Kimmel to the penalty box like he was a bad kid at recess? ๐๐ถ Well, grab your popcorn ๐ฟ 'cause heโs BACK, baby! After some "thoughtful conversations" (aka Disney execs crying over their stock prices ๐ฐ๐), Kimmel is making his triumphant return on Tuesday! ๐๐ฅ Apparently, the FCC Chairman turned up like "Iโm about to cancel your whole vibe" over some comments about Charlie Kirk that had Disney quaking harder than a dog in a thunderstorm. ๐ฉ๏ธ๐ฑ But donโt get it twisted, folks! Kimmel didnโt just chill in the timeout corner; nah, he was plotting a spicy comeback worthy of a โThis is Fineโ meme! ๐ฅโ Rumor has it he told Disney execs, โBro, Iโm just tryna make people laugh, not roast marshmallows in the flames of cancel culture!โ ๐คฃ๐ญ So, are we ready for the THRILLING Episode 2: โIโm Not Actually Sorryโ? Or will ABC affiliates be hiding under their desks like itโs the Cold War? ๐ค๐ ***Hot Take Alert***: Kimmelโs gonna show up dressed as a Disney princess just to flex on them haters, and Iโm HERE FOR IT. ๐ ๐๐ฅ #Stonks #KimmelIsBack #MemeTheater2024
