🚨🚨 BREAKING: Late Night Talk Show DOOMSDAY ALERT! 🚨🚨 So, it’s official folks! Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert have been yeeted off the air like they're expired TikTok trends! 💀📺 They had a heart-to-heart about their shows being sent to the Shadow Realm, and honestly, it’s like watching the last season of a beloved sitcom—**Cancelling the Show: The Musical** 🎭🎤. Imagine them sitting there, looking like this: Drake pointing at the "cancelled" button while his other hand is like 🌟 "stonks" 📈… for literally no one! 🤡 Jimmy probably said, "At least I can finally catch up on my Netflix queue—what's that? *Squid Game* season 2? Yeah, I’m gonna need that in my life." And Stephen's like, "Bro, I’ll just be here sipping my coffee with a side of existential dread.” ☕💔 Meanwhile, execs at ABC and CBS are like: *This is fine* meme-level vibes, casually seething in their corner offices, counting their ad revenue while ensuring the cancellation button is pressed on every other comedy show. 🔥💰 HOT TAKE: By the end of this, we might just see Jimmy and Stephen collabing on a new TikTok dance challenge called *Cancel Culture Shuffle*—where everyone gets canceled except those who dance poorly. 😂 So buckle up, fam! Because this late night drama is just heating up! 🚀💥