🔥👑 HOLD UP 🐉—Did Jimmy Carter Just SLAY A DRAGON?! Because if that’s the case, I’m definitely not getting my next mythological quest booster pack! 🚀💰 Listen, fam. Forget all the cringe influencers trying to sell you detox tea. The real MVP, President Jimmy "Peanut Farmer turned Disease-Slaying Machine" Carter, has been waging WAR on Guinea Worm disease since '86 like a true fantasy hero! 🏹💯 His secret weapon? The Carter Center teamed up with LifeStraw. 💧💪 But let's be real, if your life-saving tech looks like it’s straight outta a DIY Pinterest fail, then you need to go back to the drawing board. 🖌️😅 One leaked quote from an imaginary Carter advisor went like this: “Jimmy saw a worm, and he was like, ‘Bet.’” 💅💀 Can you even?! As we edge ever closer to wiping out this ancient disease, I’m left wondering—what's next? Jimmy Carter 2: Electric Boogaloo, where he leads an army of ducks to conquer fast food pollution? Do we need this? No cap. But we're about to find out! Buckle up, because in 10 years, the guy might have a statue next to a dragon at Disneyland, and you’ll be like: “I should’ve invested in those stonks!” 📈🤯