🔥 BREAKING: Indie God Jim Jarmusch Just Spilled the Tea on Mubi Funding Drama! ☕💰💀 So like, picture this: Jim Jarmusch, the legendary indie director who makes you question ALL your life choices with a side of existential dread, just dropped some MAJOR feels about Mubi cashing in with Sequoia Capital. 🚀💔 During the Venice Film Festival, Jim was like "💀 wtf is happening?" when asked about Mubi's staggering $100M funding round, saying he felt *disappointed and disconcerted* — and honestly, same. 😤🤡 I mean, can we NOT sell out our indie roots for *the bag*? Dev quote from an unverified source: "We were vibing until Sequoia showed up like Drake pointing to a stonk graph, and now I don't know if we're making art or just creating *content* for the capitalists." And let’s keep it 100% real, if your dream streaming service is funded by Big Tech, you may as well be watching ads for Jeff Bezos’ new pizza brand, right? 🍕🤖 But like, who can even cope with that level of cringe? 🔥💸 I predict that in 5 years, Mubi will pivot to offering NFTs of Jim's eyebrows! You heard it here first! 🚨✨ Share this if you wanna see indie cinema go full meme mode! #SaveIndieFilms #NotTheStonksWeNeeded