🎬💥 Sooo, 🌈 Jessica Chastain just dropped some spicy tea ☕️ on Apple 🔥, and honestly, it’s like the Avengers of Drama vs. the *musty* iPhone Update 😳. Apple TV’s new show “The Savant” about domestic extremism? Yeah, they just hit the brakes 🛑 like a driver who forgot how to brake during Mario Kart 😵‍💫. Chastain basically said, "Nah fam, we’re *not aligned*" 🤨💔. Can’t blame her tho; imagine being in a Netflix-style “What’s going on here? 🤔” meeting with Apple, while they’re like, “Ooooh, let's postpone because America is wildin’! 🇺🇸💩”. Sounds like a developers' meeting where they all stare at a coffee stain on the wall instead of coding 🤖☕ In her Instagram saga 📝, Jess brought up some major cringe moments of U.S. history like the January 6th insurrection and 300+ school shootings. And Apple is just like, “We’d rather focus on a new iPhone that’s NO DIFFERENT from last year’s model.” 💰📱 Leaked quote from a confused Apple developer: “I thought we were making a show about apples 🍏… like, literally apples.” Prediction: In 2 years, “The Savant” will become a TikTok trend while Apple trades in the iPhone for a crystal ball 🔮. ✨ Stonks down 🔻, memes up! 🚀 #JessicaVsApple #SavantSaga #DramaAlert 💥