🌍✨ BREAKING: Jensen Huang is outta the tech shadows like a superhero getting their origin story! 🦸‍♂️💥 Apparently, he was busy cooking up chips 🍟🤖 and sky-high performance GPUs until 2024, but now he’s like, “Yo, let’s get political!” FT just dropped this tea ☕— our boy's out here making power moves in Europe, Japan, and the Middle East! He's basically telling countries: “Build your own AI ecosystems… just with MY tech, no cap! 🔌💰” Like, wow, Jensen, you’re telling governments to get their sovereign game on while you’re counting stonks like Scrooge McDuck! 💸💦 Imagine Jensen in a room with global leaders, looking like Drake pointing at his own face: “Y'all wanna be AI powerhouses? Just do it with NVIDIA chips!” 💀👇 And here’s a 🔥 leaked quote from Jensen himself, as he watches the world fall into the AI race: “If they want to build their own castles, they better use my bricks, fam.” 😅🏰 So what’s next? I’m calling it: 2025 is the year of The Great GPU Wars. NVIDIA chips will be trading like Pokémon cards. Don’t @ me! 🤯🔥 #AIOverlords #Jensen2024