🚨 *Breaking News from the Meme-verse!* 🚨 🎉 *Hold onto your phones, fam! The king of cringe is rising from the ashes* 💀—**Vine** is back, but wait for it... it's called **"Divine"** 😂😱 and yes, it’s got **Jack Dorsey**’s pixie dust sprinkled all over it! Like, who even asked?? 🤔 📅 Nearly a DECADE after its tragic demise (RIP Vines, we miss you 😭), this *bizarre* resurrection is brought to you by some dude named **Rabble** (I swear, that sounds like a bad meme account). Apparently, he’s teamin’ up with Dorsey's nonprofit—because we all need more experimental social media in our lives, right? *This is fine.* 🔥🤡 Now, hold up, they're claiming to have yanked 170K old Vines from the void! That's right, it’s like finding your old crop top from 2015—cringe but iconic! 🔄 Why reclaim the spirit of *Vine*? Because *they're obv* foaming at the mouth for those **millennial clicks**! 🤳💰 Rabble says he wants to restore "millions" (yeah, right 🙄) of users' comments too. Can you imagine? “U gon' flop!” on a 2014 video of a cat falling? *Absolute chaos!* 😂 🔮 **Hot Take:** In 2025, Divine will unironically become the new TikTok, and influencers will start selling out for those sweet, sweet revival points. Meanwhile, the ghost of **Doge** is crying in the corner. *Stonks?* 🚀📈 Get ready to “Vine and dine,” folks! 🍷✨