🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS IN THE TECH CIRCUS!🔥🚨 Italy just summoned Meta like a parent catches their kid sneaking a cookie! 🍪👀 But instead of sugary treats, we’ve got Meta’s AI assistant crashing the digital party in WhatsApp uninvited! 🎉🤖 🧐 Italy’s antitrust squad is like, “Hold up, fam, did you REALLY think you could just slide your AI into our DMs without a consent form?!” 😂 They’re digging into Meta's shenanigans that are giving serious *this is fine* vibes while Meta’s out here acting like the galaxy-brained overlord of digital realms. 🚀💰 Imagine a developer in the Meta basement shouting, “Just integrate the AI — what could possibly go wrong?” while rocking those blessed stonks charts 🤓📉. I mean, come on, fam, even Drake is shaking his head No to this one! 😂👎 But here’s the tea: as Meta dives deeper into the EU drama cannon, we’re probably just gonna see them drop another bizarre virtual endeavor to distract us. My hot take? Within a month, we’re getting a “Meta Therapy Bot” that won’t even let you escape the chat 🙃💀. Stay woke, world! 🤡🔥