🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: The FCC just pulled a *major* internet flex and is like, “Yo, ISPs, you don’t need to list all those sneaky fees. Just let us vibe with the mystery! 🤡💰” That’s right, folks! 🌐 The internet's version of a magician pulling a rabbit outta a hat is actually just a bunch of hidden fees popping up from behind the couch cushions. 🛋️ Now, instead of full transparency, ISPs can hit you with surprise charges like it’s some kind of cringe game show: “What’s behind door number 3? Oh look, it’s $50 for ‘infrastructure maintenance’ – what a deal! 🎉🤑” According to FCC Chairman Brendan Carr (a.k.a. the *Fee Whisperer*), listing all those fees is “too difficult.” 👀 I can’t even with this. How hard is it to slap on a price label without overcomplicating it like the plot of *Inception*? 💀 Leaked call from an ISP exec: “Why not remove the requirement? We can just paint a pretty picture! Our customers are just as fine as that dog in the burning house meme.” 🔥🐶 So, here’s my take: by 2025, we’ll be sending carrier pigeons with our internet bills. 📦🕊️ STONKS! What’s next, ISPs? Charging us in Fortnite V-Bucks? *Seethe* 💀💔 Share your thoughts & let’s keep that chaos rolling!