🚨📱🔥 DING DING DING, TIKTOK DRAMA ALERT! 🔥📱🚨 So get this, fam: The fate of our beloved TikTok (a.k.a. the place we learn 80% of our dance moves 🕺💃) is about to go down more dramatically than a season finale of *The Bachelor*! 😱💔💰✨ This week, everyone’s favorite finger-dancing app is either gonna slide into a wholesome merger or end up in the digital dumpster fire 🔥💀 thanks to a deal between President Trump and Xi Jinping. Talk about international relations... or maybe a cringe-worthy crossover episode? 🎬🤡 Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent casually dropped this news like it’s a TikTok trend, but let’s be real: If these two can’t figure out the TikTok algorithm, we’re all doomed. Can you imagine? “This is fine” dog meme intensifies 🐶🔥. Leaked convo: Trump: “Do we really need another dancing app?” Xi: “Dude, TikTok is stonks! Make it happen!” Trump: “Bet!” So what’s next? Will TikTok get a dose of capitalism and become *TikTok Gold*? Or will it go dark like a 2008 Facebook? 🤔💔 My money’s on TikTok’s fate being decided by a dance-off. No cap, if this week ends with a viral dance battle between Xi and Trump, I will NOT be surprised. 🚀 Unhinged prediction: TikTok will *officially* partner with the Boomerang app, and we’ll ALL be doing the Macarena… AGAIN. Buckle up! 💥😂