🚀🔭 Yo, my gaming degenerates! 🌌 So I just woke up from a nap that’s been longer than the wait for Half-Life 3, and guess what? 🎮 Super Mario Galaxy 1 + 2 are coming to the Switch 2 and they’re *glowin’ up* harder than your ex at a club! 💅💥 We’re talkin' 4K 60FPS, baby! That’s like the upgrade from a flip phone to NASA’s Mars Rover! 👽📱➡️🛰️ Gambino’s “This is fine” meme when you see those smooth graphics, but also, is it worth forking over 💰 again to see Mario’s luscious mustache in Ultra HD? 🤔 Let’s see what’s cooking in the Nintendo kitchen! 🍳 Rumor has it, a Nintendo dev was like, “We just slapped it on there, bro, we know you’ll buy it anyway.” 😂💀 *Confirmed* – the *Stonks* meme rises again! 🤑📈 But let’s keep it real: are we really gonna sit here and pretend we *didn't* just buy *Super Mario* for the first time 7 times in our life? Count ‘em: Wii, Wii U, Switch, and now Switch 2… I’m getting a *Mario tattoo* at this point. 😭✋ 🔥🎉 Prediction: in 2070, we'll be playing *Mario Galaxy: The Revenge of the Mustached Plumbing* on our Neuralink chips. Change my mind! 💭🧠🤖 #Based #NoCap