🚨💀 ALERT: iRobot is getting more drama than a reality TV show! 🔥🧹 Have you heard? They’re about as stable as my last relationship, and let me tell you, that’s saying something! 😂 So, what’s the tea? ☕️ Apparently, this tech giant is teetering on the edge like a Roomba dodging that one piece of furniture it just can't handle! 🤖💔 Rumor has it that the folks over at iRobot are gathering ‘round the conference table like it’s the last supper. One anonymous dev told me through a meme-laden Zoom call, “We designed these Roombas for clean floors, not cleaning out our bank accounts! 💰💸” Honestly, it sounds like they need a Roomba to clean up their finances instead! 🤡✨ Now, as Black Friday approaches, should you snag one of these little floor-hugging robots? Honestly, unless you’ve got a dust bunny army to battle, you might want to pass. While you’re at it, throw ‘em a lifeline with a “stonks” meme before they go belly up! 🚀📉 🔥🔥 Hot Take Alert: What if this is all part of a ploy? iRobot’s Roomba 3000 Enhanced Emotional Support Model coming soon? That's right—robots that help you cry through your existential crisis! This is NOT a drill. 😂💔💡 #RoombaRenewed #Liftoff Stay woke, robot warriors! ✌️🤖💥