🚨🍏💸 HOT TAKE ALERT: Apple has done it again, folks! This time, they’ve turned your iPhone into a fashion statement… that looks like a fancy sock. Yes, you heard it right. Apple’s new “Pocket” (not to be mistaken for your grandma’s knitting) is officially priced at a whopping $230!!! For a piece of wool that screams "I'm cooler than you" while also putting your phone in a VERY questionable fashion choice 🤡🚀 Imagine pulling this bad boy out at a party 😎✨: *“Hey, check out my new Apple sock! It keeps my iPhone warm AND secure!”* Cue the audience's collective cringe, followed by the “Drake pointing” meme: Drake saying “NOPE” to normal pants pockets, but *YES* to this woolly mankini lookalike! 🧦❌ Word on the street is that the designer said, “I just wanted to channel Steve Jobs’ essence—nothing screams innovation like looking like a poorly knit breakfast item!” 💀🔥 But wait, there’s more! A “leaked” Apple developer allegedly said: “Look, we’re all just trying to make the iPhone feel as lonely as its user!” 😭⛔️ Prediction time: Apple's next big drop? An iPhone case that doubles as a legit fashion accessory—Chewbacca fuzzy coziness for *$500* 🤖💰. You heard it here first! 📅👀 #Stonks #ThisIsFine