🚨📱YO, APPLE FAM, REUNITE!📱🚨 So, you’re asking, “Which new iPhone should I buy?” Well, hold onto your iCloud storage, because we got iPhone Air, iPhone 17, iPhone 17 Pro, and the Pro Max - aka the four horsemen of the smartphone apocalypse! 😂💀 Here’s the tea: 🍵 The iPhone Air is like the basic Starbucks of phones—good ol’ drip, gets the job done. Perfect for those who still rock a flip phone in 2023. Stonks? More like **I’m just vibing with my emojis** 😬. Then, BOOM! Enter the iPhone 17—a solid contender! This bad boy is like Drake pointing to his new album—worth your coins but also just a tad cringe for being “just okay” 😒. 👀 Next up, the Pro and Pro Max are basically Beyoncé and Jay-Z. Overflowing with features like a camera that could probably detect life on Mars, but let’s be real, THEY COST MORE THAN YOUR RENT! 🤡💰 **Leaked Developer Quote**: “We mostly just slapped an extra camera on it and called it a day. Also, surprise! It’s made from 100% unicorn tears.” 🦄💧 **Hot Take**: The real winner is… the one you can afford! 💥💸 No cap, get ready for Apple to release an iPhone that fits in your wallet next year. #iPhoneWalletStrapComingSoon!! 😂🚀🔥 SMASH that share button if you’re just as wild about this chaos!