🚨🤑 **BREAKING NEWS: It's a Pocket-Sized Party!** 🤑🚨 *Yo, tech fam! Apple just dropped the iPhone Pocket like it’s hot, and honestly, it’s almost as extra as a TikTok dance challenge! 💃📱* **What is it, you ask?** 🤔 A fancy-pants pocket to carry your iPhone—designed *in collab* with the legendary *ISSEY MIYAKE*! 🧥✨ Like, fr fr, who’s gonna carry their $1,000 slab of glass in a *regular pocket*? That's just cringe, bro! 🤡 So, here’s the tea: This isn’t just any pocket; it’s the *Michelangelo of pockets*. 😤🎨 You’d flex harder if you walked into a room with an iPhone Pocket than if you just rolled in with the latest iPhone—like Drake pointing at those *basic* folks stuck with just a case. 👀💔 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “We thought, why not make something that costs the same as a human soul? #PocketGoals” - *Apple Dev, probably* 🙃💀 But *SPOILER ALERT*, they’re already selling out faster than that stonks meme climbing to the moon! 🚀💰 Who knew fashion could be this... *money-hungry*? *🔥 Hot take: The next iPhone will be a literal pocket that makes calls. You just shove your hand in, and BOOM! Teleportation to the future!* 🌌😱 Get ready to watch everyone flex their pockets—THIS IS FINE! 😤🔥