🚨🎉 ALERT! APPLE'S NEXT LEVEL: iPHONE 17 ULTRA-PREMIUM COLLECTIBLE CARDS?! 🚗🪙💎 Yo fam, Apple is about to unleash chaos on your wallets next year. 💸 They’re strapping on their premium armor and bringing out the iPhone 17 Air, which is basically the iPhone on a diet. 🍏🏋️‍♂️ What’s next, an iPhone that sings you to sleep?! But wait—hold your phone (and your cash)! Next fall, they’re going full-on “My bank account is crying” mode with the most *ultra-premium* lineup EVER! 🤯💰 Are we talking iPhones with actual gold plating?🤑 Or maybe one that can turn water into overpriced coffee? ☕✨ Leaked Developer Quote: “We’re aiming for so much premium that even the stock price starts sweating. #StonksUp 🚀🔥” Drake is out here like 👌 “No, please don’t!” while Tim Cook is like, "I’ll take *2* of those!" 😏💀 So get ready, because when Apple drops its next big thing, we might all end up with a 1% stake in owning an iPhone that thinks it's too good for us. 🔥✨ HOT TAKE ALERT: By 2025, Apple will announce a $5,000 phone that’s basically an iPhone with a diamond on it and a “cry for help” app pre-installed. This is fine. 🤡💀 Share this and prepare your wallets, my fellow tech warriors! 🛡️📱