🚨🚨 BREAKING: Jony Ive’s AI Project in CHAOS 😱💥 So check it, fam! The GOAT of gadget design 💪, Jony “I Put the i in iPhone” Ive, is apparently trying to conjure the next big thing with OpenAI, but guess what? The tech gods are NOT smiling this day. 💀💔 Word on the street is that he’s hit a few snags 🤔. Kinda like trying to explain to boomers why they can’t just “turn the computer off and on again” 🖥️🔄. Picture this: a screenless, palm-sized DOOM device 🥴 that just listens and talks back. It’s basically like that one friend who just can’t stop giving unsolicited advice — but, ya know, without the judgment 🙄. Leaked dev quote: “Honestly, we just wanted to flex on the haters, but can someone tell me why AI is more complicated than my last Tinder date?!” 🥴💔🔥 Meanwhile, Ziff Davis is out there suing OpenAI like “You ain’t stealin’ our vibes!” — Talk about taking the ‘drama’ in drama queens to a whole new level! 👑📜😂 🔥🔥 So here’s my hot take: in the *next* episode of “This is Fine,” Jony’s gonna come out swinging with a *transparent* toaster that gives you life advice! 💸💡💃 Fr fr, it’s either that or we’re all doomed to keep Googling “how to fix my AI.” Share the chaos, fam! This is the future of tech... or something! 🚀🤡