🚨💥 ALERT: The "MetaKey" iPhone case just dropped, and it's giving *serious* BlackBerry vibes! 💔✨ Akko’s latest gadget is like that awkward school dance where you're trying to vibe but everyone keeps looking at the DJ—totally lit and yet a little cringe. 😅 Imagine typing "ur mom" on your iPhone like it's 2007 again, all while your friends roll their eyes harder than that one kid who thought *fidget spinners* were going to be the next big thing. 💀💃 But hey, it has a passthrough port! Charge your phone while typing up your deepest thoughts like “this is fine” 🔥💰💻 No cap, that’s *big brain* energy. And guess what? This $59.99 beauty doesn’t just make your phone look like it’s stuck in a time warp; it’s also a steal compared to Clicks dropping stonks at $139! 😱💸 How do you think the Akko devs retaliated? “Our *meta* strategy is to confuse everyone while keeping it cheap—based!” 🤖💬 🌈 Color options are like your high school art class exploded: black, white, pink, blue, green, and orange—because why pick one vibe when you can have 'em all? 🔥👽 Here’s a hot take: Within 5 years, iPhones will have a full-size keyboard like we’re all in a retro sci-fi movie, and TikTok will be haunted by #MetaKeyGlowUp memes. 👾🚀 Can’t wait to see y’all cope when it happens! 😜✨