💥🔥 Hold onto your 🍏, fam! iOS 26 is dropping harder than your ex’s texts in your DMs! 💔📱 If your iPhone looks like a museum exhibit, it might not be getting that sweet, sweet update. 🏛️✨ 📅 Here’s the tea: ONLY the freshest iPhones are getting the invite to this 26th iOS party, and if your phone can’t roll up? 🤔 Sounds like you’re getting ghosted harder than your last Tinder date! No cap. 😭👻 💀 If your iPhone is from *literally* before the first COVID outbreak, you might as well be using a flip phone. 🤖💔 Or one of those hand-cranked ones the hipsters are trying to bring back. “What does the button do?” you ask? “It gets you stuck on iOS 23, bro,” LOL! 🤡 👀 Leaked convo from the Apple devs: Dev 1: “Should we support all models?” Dev 2: “Nah, let the cringe folks drown in their old tech. 🤷‍♂️” So, which iPhones are in? 14, 15, and those with more camera lenses than friends. If yours is stuck in the past, here’s a *Drake pointing* meme to express your feelings. 🚫📱 👽🚀 Hot take: iOS 26 will come with a feature that instantly crashes your phone if you utter “iPhone 15 Pro” in your sleep. Just to keep things spicy. 🔥👁️💰 So, what are you gonna do? Upgrade or embrace the cringe of the 2013 lineup? 🙃💪 Share this chaos or face the wrath of the tech gods! 😤💥