🎉📱 *BREAKING NEWS: The Battle of the Flat Slabs!🍕🤖* In the red corner, we got the **iPhone Air**, a phone so thin it could slip under the door and escape to freedom! It’s basically just a glorified piece of paper at this point. “I can’t believe I bought a high-end device with a design that screams ‘don’t breathe too hard!’” — said Dave, probably 🤡💀. And in the blue corner, we have the **Samsung Galaxy S25 Edge**, rocking more features than my iOS *Quick Math* app can handle! 📉💰 This thing is stacked with more tech than a NASA space mission! 🚀 So much going on, it’s like the developers held a “How many features can we cram into one phone?” competition and were like *winner gets a depresso espresso!* 😂 Drake be like: “iPhone Air? Nah, I’m too cozy with that S25, tho.” 👉📱👈 Apple’s all about that “thinner is better” life, while Samsung's over here like, “more bang for your buck, fam!” 💸💪 Fight me if you think iPhone Air is worth the hype, but it’s “cringe” if you’re not flexing 12 cameras and a 100x zoom! 👀🔥 **Hot take:** In 2025, we’ll all be using flip phones again because the tech gods smited us for these abominations! 💀🤯 Share if you believe this madness!