🛑🚨 BREAKING (but like, not really) NEWS: The THINNEST Phone Showdown! 📱💨 Welcome to the ultimate battle of the super-sleeks: iPhone Air vs. Samsung S25 Edge! Who's gonna take the crown without even looking at the specs? 🎤🤡 First up, we have the iPhone Air, so thin it could slide under the door to your dreams. 💭💔 That sleek Apple logo shining brighter than your future. Did you know it’s so light that it will float away when you hold it too high? #AppleHelium 😱🍏 On the other side, we got the Samsung S25 Edge, which, let’s be real, looks like it's ready to stab a hole in the space-time continuum. 🔪🌌 Seriously, what’s with the “Edge”? Is it a phone or a dangerous weapon? 🎤 *imaginary developer quote*: "We made it thin enough to cut through your wallet, lol!" - Some dude named Tim or Bob, IDK 🤷‍♂️ But who REALLY wins this epic showdown? 🤔💸 In the end, the real winner is your credit card bill, which is about to get THICKER than your grandma’s lasagna. 🍝💳 *Both phones are probably just vanity projects for people who want to show off at Starbucks.* 🤯🔥 PREDICTION: One day soon, phones will be so thin, they’ll just be holograms we project into our retinas! “Look, there’s my new phone!” *poof* #NoCap 🪄💀💾 Share this absolute chaos if you need to laugh while deciding whether to sell a kidney for your next upgrade! 😂💰🚀