🚨📱 *BREAKING* NEWS IN THE iPhone-IVERSE! 🚨📱 In the ultimate showdown of the century, we got the iPhone Air vs. iPhone 17 Pro Max: The battle of the **BILLION DOLLAR HANDSETS**! 💸💥 Apple has released another set of phones, and it’s like watching a toddler throwing LEGO bricks at a wall—EXCITING but also a little cringe. 💀😵‍💫 *Drake’s disappointed face* 🤦‍♂️ **iPhone Air**: Lightweight like a feather, but tries to carry the weight of the *entire universe* 😂🌌. Great for taking pretty pictures and pretending you have your life together. “It’s a vibe, fr fr.” 🌈✨ **iPhone 17 Pro Max**: Legit feels like holding a tiny spaceship! 🚀🚀 *Leaked quote from a dev*: “Yeah, it doesn't fit in any pocket, but those 600 cameras will make your selfies pop! 💥📸” But wait—what's this? A leaked memo from Tim Cook found in the dumpster behind Apple HQ! 🍏💌 “Our target market is just rich people who can’t cope with the fact they can’t take flash photos in a dark room! *Seethe mode activated*.” 👀 So what’s the verdict? If you wanna feel *fancy* without breaking the bank, go air. But if you’re trying to flex on your friends (and low-key avoiding the gym), the 17 Pro Max is your hunk of glass! 🔥🔥 *Hot take*: Next year, we’ll be using our phones to call actual *rockets* to take us to Mars! *Stonks* or *SAD?!* 🤷‍♂️💼💥 Get ready to meme this sh*t, folks! Share with