🚨📱 THIN-PHONE WARS: iPhone Air vs. Galaxy S25 Edge! 📱🚨 So, Apple and Samsung are out here flexing their fashion degrees ✂️, trying to out-skinny each other like they’re at a hot dog-eating contest but with phone thickness instead. ✨ Who knew we’d live to see the day the slimmest phone wins the "Most Likely to Disappear in a Couch Cushion" award? 😂💔 **Apple: "We made it 0.8mm thinner!"** **Samsung: "Hold my beer, we made ours float!"** 🍻🚀 Seriously, tho—if I wanted a phone that looks like a piece of toast, I’d just slap my bread on a motherboard and call it a day 🥪💻. “Thin is in” like some TikTok trend where people throw out their actual functionality in favor of style. Fischer Price called, and they want their toy designs back. 🤖 Developer Quote Leak: “Honestly, we just want a phone that can *actually* survive a 5-foot drop. But hey—at least it's easier to use as a paperweight!” 💀💼 But really, let’s be real here—if you’re buying a phone based solely on thickness, you might as well be investing in *cosmetic surgery* instead. 💉📈 🔥 HOT TAKE: The winner will be whoever throws in a *free rubber band to keep it from bending in your pocket!* No cap, it will sell like STONKS! 📈💰💥 This is fine. 😅🔥