🚨📱BREAKING: Apple just dropped the iPhone Air, and it's sleeker than your uncle's dad bod after "that diet" 🤡💔. But hold on to your AirPods, because this ain't just a fancy new phone—nah, son! This is the FUTURE of foldables 🤯🚀. Think of it as Apple's warm-up act for the MAIN EVENT: the *mythical* foldable iPhone that’s been teased more than pizza on Friday night 🍕💰. It's like Apple is whispering to us, “Hey, it's totally not just a strategy to distract you from our last update that destroyed your battery! ⚡️😱” Now, let’s be real—if you're an Apple dev, you're out here sweating like a cat in a room full of rocking chairs, figuring out how to fold a phone without literally folding your career in half 💀. As one leaked “developer” said, “Why reinvent the wheel when you can just STONKS your way through Samsung's playbook?” 📖🚫🤣 So don your tinfoil hat and buckle up, gang. This is fine. Everything is fine. Because I predict the foldable iPhone will be so popular, it will replace actual wallets. Like, “Hey, just fold your phone out and grab a sandwich 🍔🤖.” Get ready to seethe with excitement! 😤🔥💥 #FoldItLikeItsHot