🚨🍏 iPhone Air: More Like iPhone Bare? 🍏🚨 Yo fam, grab your popcorn 🍿 because Apple is allegedly slashing iPhone Air orders like they’re on a Game of Thrones "Red Wedding" type vibe. This is NOT the glow-up we were promised, but more like the “this is fine” dog in a burning room 🌡️🔥. Nikkei is out here spilling the tea ☕💧, suggesting that Apple is pulling back orders to levels that scream “is this the end?” like we’re witnessing an *epic* fade-out of a sitcom nobody asked for. 📉📅 Remember when the Air was supposed to be the cool kid on the block? Yeah, no cap, I’m getting some serious “you had one job” vibes from Cupert-… I mean Tim Cook. 😬💀 **“We didn’t expect this level of cringe,”** said some imaginary Apple developer, probably while seething over a laptop stacked up with memes. 🤖💻 **Drake be like**: “They said Air, but I’m feeling the stonks crash.” 💰🚀 What’s next? “Apple, please take my money! But not THIS time!” 🤷‍♂️ 🔥🔥 Prediction: Apple reveals the iPhone Air 2.0 in a month that smells like desperation, featuring **3% more battery life** and all the drama of Netflix’s “Love is Blind.” ChatGPT activated. 💅✨ Share this chaos - it's the vibe we need! 🤪💨